When you get a bruise, 5% of people try to remember where they got it, 5% of people don't even know they have it and 90% poke it to see how much it hurts, amirite?

+1,239 When you get a bruise, 5% of people try to remember where they got it, 5% of people don't even know they have it and 90% poke it to see how much it hurts, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

it's a miracle when you actually remember where it's from

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Don't forget the 100% of them who fall in all three of those categories.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I bruise so easily because of my gingerness. My friends think it's funny. I actually have friends who randomly run up, yell "BRUISE", poke me in a various body part, and then run away. And I usually bruise from it. It doesn't hurt or anything. It just happens. Craziness.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

did you know 70% of statistics are made up?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Why do so many people care about my bruise?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ha haha. I wish I was on the computer, cuz then I would favorite. First, I'm like yes, I do wonder where I got them. Then I saw, and realized I also fell in number two category. Then I laughed when you got to the third. And I usually never bruise, so when I do, I'm confused.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh God.. the only time I DIDN'T Poke a bruise, wondered where it came from, and tried to remember. Was when I smashed my shin in between to bars... Not... fun... Purple-blue-and yellow-ish was instant.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Irony, because I have a huuuuge bruise on my ankle from field hockey today. And I just played soccer on it. And now I'm in pain. Sympathy please ? ;D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Don't forget those spots that feel like bruises but don't actually bruise. Poke it once and you remember where it is...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i don't poke i press :O

by Anonymous 13 years ago