+388 "Hey Baby, do you have an invisibility cloak that I could borrow? Because I'd like to explore your restricted section tonight.", amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Harry potter pick up lines. LOVE 'EM!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yes, but it won't protect you from my pet basilisk

by Anonymous 13 years ago

REJECTED. burnnn.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Good thing I speak parsel toungue. We'll lead it into the Chamber of Secrets ;]

by Anonymous 13 years ago

WOW baby, which supermodel's hair did you steal for THAT polyjuice potion?

by Anonymous 13 years ago