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That's not a pack of cigarettes.. thats a pack of cancer sticks, amirite?
by Anonymous11 years ago
You're so clever!
by Anonymous11 years ago
you arent smoking cancer though... so this argument is invalid.
by Anonymous11 years ago
*walks into a gas station
Can I have 35 on pump 3 and pack of cancer
Ok, we're having a 5% off sale on packs of lung cancer, breast cancer, and skin cancer
I'll take 2 packs of lung cancer
by Anonymous11 years ago
Do you rub the cigarettes on your boob?
...it should be mostly lung cancer
by Anonymous11 years ago
No. Lung cancer isn't the only cancer you can get from smoking.
by Anonymous11 years ago
"Wanna buy some death sticks?"
"No. You want to go home and rethink your life."
"I wanna go home and rethink my life..."
Obi Wan was always a badass.
by Anonymous11 years ago
Although the term "cancer sticks" was a good one, it's gotten pretty old now. You are right...just a bit of an old phrase.
by Anonymous11 years ago
They are still cigarettes.
by Anonymous11 years ago
That's not a Big Mac, that's a future gastric-bypass in a wrapper!
by Anonymous11 years ago
A pack of cigarettes won't give you cancer. Years of chain-smoking might, but not a little pack.
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