+212 That's not a pack of cigarettes.. thats a pack of cancer sticks, amirite?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

You're so clever!

by Anonymous 11 years ago

you arent smoking cancer though... so this argument is invalid.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

*walks into a gas station Can I have 35 on pump 3 and pack of cancer Ok, we're having a 5% off sale on packs of lung cancer, breast cancer, and skin cancer I'll take 2 packs of lung cancer

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Do you rub the cigarettes on your boob? ...it should be mostly lung cancer

by Anonymous 11 years ago

No. Lung cancer isn't the only cancer you can get from smoking.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

"Wanna buy some death sticks?" "No. You want to go home and rethink your life." "I wanna go home and rethink my life..." Obi Wan was always a badass.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Although the term "cancer sticks" was a good one, it's gotten pretty old now. You are right...just a bit of an old phrase.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

They are still cigarettes.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

That's not a Big Mac, that's a future gastric-bypass in a wrapper!

by Anonymous 11 years ago

A pack of cigarettes won't give you cancer. Years of chain-smoking might, but not a little pack.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-bHrJu72_Jg

by Anonymous 11 years ago