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You know your dreams are weird when you wake up wondering what Russia tastes like, amirite?
by Anonymous13 years ago
Or what the lyrics were to Gerard Way's song about watermelons.
Or whether or not 2 guys in your class are ACTUALLY gay.
by Anonymous13 years ago
that's is exactly what i thought
by Anonymous13 years ago
i once woke up with a quote from my dream:"DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH JELL-O I WAS IN TODAY?!SEXUAL LEVELS" i was like what the fucking fuck happened?
by Anonymous13 years ago
I had a dream involving 14 chickens, 4 rubber bands, a plunger, a car wash and a nuclear reactor. I don't remember anything else.
by Anonymous13 years ago
In Soviet Russia, dream tastes you!
by Anonymous13 years ago
For me, it tastes like sweat and intercourse.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Wait, that wasn't a dream. No more vodka before bed.
by Anonymous13 years ago
I woke up crying and saying "I don't want to be Simon anymore" once.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Russia tastes like vodka and general winter, with a slight kolkolkol aftertaste.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Russia tastes like vodka and general winter, with a slight kolkolkol aftertaste.
(ignore the post above this)
by Anonymous13 years ago
The taste of Russia inspires fear and being ten centimetres shorter than you should be :'<
by Anonymous13 years ago
I woke up this morning in the hallway. I definitely remember going to sleep in my bed.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Last night I dreamed there was gonna be a remake of Titanic and Derek Hough was gonna play Jack...then next thing I know I'm being helped up the side of a hill by an old Asian man in construction clothes. THEN, I'm at Derek Hough's house with my friends and he says "Ok you're all gonna be in Titanic with me." And then my friend's mom is driving me to Hartford and there was an elephant somewhere.
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