it saved my boredom.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Let me tell you a little story of my life: I was driving to work on a fine day last summer when a woman THROWS HERSELF at my car with a KNIFE, demanding I tell her how much it sucks to have a period. Although I'm a guy, I was luckily able to explain the horridness of this experience thanks to my avid Amirite reading and she decided to spare my life. In fact, she invited me to a party with some of her friends at a cafe. Now, when we arrived at this party, there was a stick-up going on inside the cafe. The burglar held the cashier at gunpoint, ordering the cashier to open the cash register. Luckily, I was able to reason with the criminal, using logic I had gained through Amirite. Just to be on the safe side after the criminal had peacefully left, we opened the cash register to check if the money was all there. It WASN'T. So I was arrested unless I could explain to the cops who stole the money. Thanks to Amirite, I knew that TIA DID IT. Trufax. Thanks for saving me, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

lol!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Amirite cured my cancer. Thanks to Amirite, I can ride a bike again. Amirite reconnected me with my long-lost child, taught my dog how to read, fixed my car, and caused me to lose five pounds. Thanks, Tony Rob-- I mean, Amirite.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well I WAS going to commit suicide until I read this http://www.amirite.net/294904#comment789770 Thank you amirite, for giving me hope, where no other website could have.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

As soon as I read this, I thought of the song "Hip Hop Saved My Life" by Lupe Fiasco.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I like Lupe, but irrelevant much?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I recognized parallel structure between the song and the post, so I thought that the one may have been inspired by the other. Not irrelevant. Just taking a shot in the dark.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

what is lupe?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Who, not what; http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lupe_Fiasco. Just a google search away.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

it is a joke, not meant to be taken literally!

by Anonymous 13 years ago