Some people are so dumb that you're surprised they haven't died or something awful hasn't happened to them consequently, amirite?

+495 Some people are so dumb that you're surprised they haven't died or something awful hasn't happened to them consequently, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Haven't you realized that the dumb main characters in scary movies are always the only ones that survive?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Earlier my mom was using a food processor and it wasn't working, so her bf's solution was flipping it over and turning it on.

by Anonymous 13 years ago