If you have the ability to stop time, you'll definitely feel someone up, amirite?

+354 If you have the ability to stop time, you'll definitely feel someone up, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This posts changes from present tense to future tense. Interesting. :B

by Anonymous 13 years ago

and I'd pants Obama

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My bf. :) I'd take his shirt off and hide it so he'd be completely confused when I unfroze time (from another room).

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My friend's little brother claims he has, and I quote, "a penis the size of a banana" so I would have to see if that is true.

by Anonymous 13 years ago