+286 It's slightly annoying, not to mention painful, when your morbidly obese cat feels the need to walk across your stomach when you're laying on the couch, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm so sorry. I used to have a cat- but we had to put her to sleep because she had an infected lung. Of course I was the one who pulled her tail when I was a baby, and she was obsessed with me, and my sister was nice to her, and she used to walk away from her when she wanted to pet the cat. Go figure.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

yeah it sucks but she's cute so i let it slide haha. awh i'm sorry :/

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Especially your boobs. Ow.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

um hell yes. ouch. haha

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Haha my cat apparently feels that there is no other passageway across my body than RIGHT on my boobs. It hurts like hell haha.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

haha exactly, our overweight cats must just enjoy inflicting pain upon us. :/

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Haha I know!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Dean Thomas has boobs? Blimey!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I get WAY too many of these comments.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Sorry, I had to.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Haha yeah. :P

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Jon Arbuckle is on amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My cat's probably gonna die 10 years earlier because she 's fat and she just happens to step on my balls EVERY TIME.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

hahah awh i'm sorry, i can imagine that would be extremely painful..

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It is...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

THEN STOP FUCKING FEEDING IT SO MUCH!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

why? it's happy & healthy, so what if she's a tad pudgy..

by Anonymous 13 years ago

because you take away all its animal instincts. If a mouse crawled right next to it, it would say "Oh fuck it, why should I bother?". Also, it is the same as humans, morbidly obese animals will die younger than healthy animals.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

um i'm pretty sure a cat wouldn't turn down chasing a mouse just because it eats a lot. plus not all cats chase/kill mice anyway. and i was slightly overexaggerating when i said she's "morbidly" obese. some people on here really need to stop taking everything so literal.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I have seen with my own eyes, when a cat just cbf'ed catching a mouse.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

good for you bud 

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Dude my cat is morbidly obese and she caught a bird mid-air. There were blood and feathers everywhere...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

thaank you, kind sir, for helping prove my point. (:

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Especially when you're hungry and she/he steps on your stomach

by Anonymous 13 years ago

ahh yep that makes it so much worse!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My cat has jumped from the top of a tall chair onto my stomach while I was laying on the floor.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

OUCHOUCHOUCH!

by Anonymous 13 years ago