+102 The middle of the woods is a great place to masturbate- No worry about being interrupted, getting caught, or having to clean up, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

bah humbug, it's true and you know it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

On our school's cross country course we found someone's porn stash...so maybe not

by Anonymous 12 years ago

no wi-fi out there. D:

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Don't you watch Criminal Minds? That's where all the serial killers lurk.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Of course, then there's the mosquito factor, and the awkward feeling when a deer stops to look at you. Not that I would have any experience with it or anything...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

One word: Ticks

by Anonymous 12 years ago