+565 So there's this super hero named Cal. He has a rare disability where his bones snap extremely easily. The only real super-power he has is mega bad breath. So you could say that Super Hal is fragilistic 'cept for halitosis, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Do you mean Super Cal?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

augh fuuuuuuuuuck... i DID mean Super Cal

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and, with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Heard this for the first time a week ago, laughed for days when I thought about it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

StumbleUpon gave me a page of puns and this happened to be on it. (:

by Anonymous 13 years ago

http://puns.icanhascheezburger.com/2010/10/20/funny-puns-gandhi-poppins/ there ya go :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Dang it! I was gonna say the same. Also, it should include something about his mysticism. Don't quite remember what.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Hm... I don't remember, either. Ah, well.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I thought it was Cal?? :O

by Anonymous 13 years ago

this post contains epic win

by Anonymous 13 years ago

omg epic-ness!!!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

that was clever.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

There really is a rare disordor where your bones 'snap' very easy Its called osteogenesis imperfecta my brother has it

by Anonymous 13 years ago

http://www.jodipicoult.com/handle-with-care.html

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I actually read that book last winter haha

by Anonymous 13 years ago

oh yeah I just read it and I loved it... just thought you should read it too, didn't know you already had

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yeah it's a really good book were lucky enough that my brother only has type one though

by Anonymous 13 years ago

that's good. good luck to you

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Thanks :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yeah no problem

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I read this on a comic strip in the newspaper about a year ago and cut it out and kept it :D...its somewhere in this room of mine

by Anonymous 13 years ago

all i can say, is awesome! :p

by Anonymous 13 years ago

this made my day :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Win.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

POTD for sure

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Mary Poppins retired and moved to San Diego, where she began her career predicting people's fortunes by smelling their breath. She was a super California mystic, expert halitosis.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Tisk Tisk. 2 mistakes in one post! I know you mean Cal, but your follow up should say stake, not steak.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

it's fixed

by Anonymous 13 years ago