+408 Parents have the worst insults sometimes. They just make you wanna laugh, not because they're funny but because they're so stupid. amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

My best friend's mom calls her a "dork ass" all the time.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"you son of a bitch!"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

LMAO! My mom says that to me all the time

by Anonymous 12 years ago

My dad once told me my clothes were lame and stupid. I was wearing my uniform. :|

by Anonymous 12 years ago

There was a guy walking down the street in orange pants and my dad went " NICE PANTS MR. PUMPKIN "

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"You're mom's so fat when she looked at the scale she saw her phone number!" "You know you're talking about yourself, right?" "I know... *sob*"

by Anonymous 12 years ago