So in order to be the "perfect guy" I need to have a british accent, play guitar, be able to sing and write music, and a six pack, amirite?

and be really nice... but NOT like edward nice.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I say be sweet, do romantic things (ex. Bring her roses for no reason) DON'T lie ugh that's the worst!...of course the 6 pack thing is always great too.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Meh, sounds to me like you're trying too hard if you're like that.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Not if you're naturally like that.... I happen to be all of that and a part time volunteer firefighter/heart surgeon, that is when I'm not making millions of dollars, while at the same time saving animals from the shelter and giving them homes

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That's pretty impressive.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And your shit smells like roses right?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I piss cologne and I shit lavender. @720402 (smokiinlikeablunnt): What can I say?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

After a while, British accents start getting old and irritating

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Don't forget rich.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Girls expect so much out of us while they just stand on the pedestal and do nothing.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Like guys don't expect a lot, too!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Of course we expect stuff, but really, what's mentioned in this post is a BIT too much.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

just cos no one has a made a post (that as gotten as many comments as this one) about what a "perfect girl" is. whats your idea of a perfect girl?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Respect, personality, sweetness, etc

by Anonymous 13 years ago

DON'T FORGET GIANT TAH TAHS

by Anonymous 13 years ago

...no

by Anonymous 13 years ago

you lieeee

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No I don't.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

haha. is that all? geez, if only all guys were like that. Lol. :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm different. XD

by Anonymous 13 years ago

*American accent

by Anonymous 13 years ago

ah hells ya

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No six pack; just really nice hair.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

fuck yeah

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i want a regular stomach

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I just want a guy who I can argue with and relate to. I know that sounds contradictory, but if someone doesn't have opinions, you run out of things to talk about.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Two words: good hair. Girls like something they can run their fingers through.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Touche, haha

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I can do/have all those things and I don't think I would be considered the 'perfect guy' I think you're being too superficial about it. I genuinely hope not all women only look for these qualities in a man rather than the content of his personality.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I have a dutch accent, am i anywhere near the league of a guy with an english accent?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Lol so true. Don't forget about being good looking too. Don't believe the bullshit they feed us, like "I like nice guys" or whatever.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

don't forget the chocolate-penis-that-ejaculates-money part.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I am really, geniunely, accquainted with the guy you describe. He, however, happens to be gay :(

by Anonymous 13 years ago

eh I would prefer an Irish accent like the guys from Boondock Saints =) haha nah that stuff isnt actually true, unless you're dating shallow bitches. You just have to have a good personality and treat the girl right. Be sweet and fun and any girl should like you.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It requires a lot more than that to be the "perfect guy". But all that is, of course, a bonus :) Oh and you forgot to mention the hair xD

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Perfection is all relative. A girl doesn't necessarily want a guy who plays guitar because of the instrument. The fact that he plays guitar shows that he has a commitment to something, and he could possibly extend that commitment to her. The writing of the music shows that he's not afraid to get in touch with his feelings, and bitches love feelings. Also, it's incredibly romantic when those are combined because women love to feel as though their men are thinking about them when they're gone. If you sing a song that a girl wrote about you, depending on the quality of the song, it will just sweep her off of her feet. Also depending on the girl. </rant>

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm pretty sure this post was making fun of all the posts that say stuff like (and this was a real post, which I am paraphrasing) "Guys are instantly 10x sexier if they have a British accent."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Probably. But I got started and I couldn't stop, I just kept typing and there was no one to stop me. D:

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's fine haha. On a side note, Please tell the rest of womankind to stop looking for the guy the OP described. There's approximately 12 guys like that in the world.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Duly noted. I'll bring it up at the next conference.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Thank you so much.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

haha? i would have thought there would be less guys like that. do all men reallly think girls are THAT shallow? :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Short answer: Mostly. Long answer: It isn't like girls don't give us good reason to believe that, but we (at least I) don't really think all girls are that shallow (emphasis on ALL).

by Anonymous 13 years ago

:) well its good to know that there are some decent guys out there. And FYI. not all girls are shallow. funny that, huh? :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I know not all girls are shallow. I'm just saying a whole lot of them are. Which is weird since it's always guys that get called shallow.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i think it is safe to say that there is a variation of shallowness in both guys and girls. so, the shallow people can go with each other, and the rest of us who want something more... real... (couldnt think of a word here) can stick with each other.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yeah it goes both ways.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

this is going to sound oxymoron, but doesnt anyone just believe for a guy (or girl) to be perfect, all they have to do is be normal?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

British accents give me headaches. However, I love Australian accents.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

you get used to them after a while. Lol. however, listening to a priest lecture with an aussie accent is never tiring. its hilarious.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

y'all just have ta be nice and sweet. you'll be someone's perfect guy. also, try growin out your hair

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I know someone who is exactly like that, and he gets all the chicks.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

In other words, John Lennon.

by Anonymous 13 years ago