+316 Quotes like "Leave it to the gays to raise the only underachieving Asian in America" are what makes Modern Family so amazing, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Hahahaha This was my FB status once. I loooovve this show!! :D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Gloria- "A poncho is just a cape that goes all the way around!"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

If you ain't white, you ain't right.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"Don't talk black to me! How do you even talk black? End words with 'izzle'?" "It's don't talk BACK to me!" "Oooh..."

by Anonymous 13 years ago