+347 You sound so smart when you use the word "retard" in a non-derogatory way, Like: "I retarded the train's progress.", amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No; you sound like a pretentious douchebag who is trying hard to sound smarter than you are.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I use retarded in music class all the time. "This measure has a retard in it!"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

retarded is an adjective not a verb so you used it wrong in your sentence.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Retard is a verb. The past tense is retarded.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/retarded we're both half right, the sentence is inelegant but still correct, it would better to say the train's progress was retarded, or I made the train retarded.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ritardando in music

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My personal favourite: He must be wearing a cool retardant suit.

by Anonymous 13 years ago