The problem with modern bullies is that they insist on recycling old insults and put-downs. If I was a bully I'd have a little fun with it. "I would rather style a poodle using only mayonnaise at thirty-thousand feet in a military fighter-jet while desperately trying to believe that...

+139 The problem with modern bullies is that they insist on recycling old insults and put-downs. If I was a bully I'd have a little fun with it. "I would rather style a poodle using only mayonnaise at thirty-thousand feet in a military fighter-jet while desperately trying to believe that it IS butter than eat my lunch with you, ya butt-trumpet!" See? Much better, amirite?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

lolwut? that didnt even make sense.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No bully is that creative.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Burn.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I like to pretend I'm a Disney Channel bully and walk past my friends and call them "freak" or "loser" and then attempt to make them drop their stuff. Good times.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

What's you email? AdonisBatheus@biggiantloser.com? Was that Disney Channel enough for you?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

That was Disney Channel enough to make me want to gather together several quirky props and devise a revenge plot against you with my stupid friend who is here for comical relief, and my not as stupid friend who is here because he is the token character. Then we won't do it because we have better morals than that and in our wrong you come to us and call us losers again and we shrug it off because bullies aren't worth paying attention to.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I didn't ask you for an incredibly accurate plot summary of every kid show with an episode regarding bullying.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Who looks stupid now? YOU DO

by Anonymous 11 years ago