+178 You want to know what it would be like to be a tree. amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Your entire life would be devoted too making your wood hard.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I WOODn't really want to, actualy.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I see what you did there

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'll be your lumberjack.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It must be really nice and relaxing; you're stretching up towards the sun as well as sending your roots down into the moist earth.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

No because if a dog or person pissed on me I'd be know as the penis ripping tree...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I honestly expected to see some comments about ponies here, looks like I'm barking up the wrong tree.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'd like to be a pony.

by Anonymous 12 years ago