+212 Our parents: "In the event of a nuclear attack get under the desk and put your head between your legs." Us: "In the event of a bullied student with a gun pack yourselves into the corner farthest from the window." I wonder what our kids will be in danger from, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Future kids: In the event a nuclear robot with a laser gun should get pissed off and attack, hide behind someone you don't like because that's your only chance of survival.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

The illusion of safety can be a funny thing.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I've never heard the thing about the bullied student with a gun. Is that so in case the gunman looks into the room he'll think it's empty?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

its so if they're outside they won't have anyone to shoot.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Oh, thanks, but that doesn't really help if they're inside, then.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

at my high school they would lock the doors too, and the glass was strong enough to withstand riots...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Wow, we only ever have fire drills at my school

by Anonymous 12 years ago

yeah, being next to oakland kinda does that...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Our kids: If the wifi goes down, plug your computers into an ethernet cable.

by Anonymous 12 years ago