Never Challenge an old man at anything. Because if you lose, then you've lost to an old man. But if you win, who cares? amirite?

+532 Never Challenge an old man at anything. Because if you lose, then you've lost to an old man. But if you win, who cares? amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

play an old man in chess. If you win its a big deal. Or challenge him to a game of "pick up as many kids in a van as possible" Old men excel in that game.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Just like you should never fight a girl. If you lose, you just lost to a girl. But if you win, you just beat up a girl.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

which is why you pretend to lose, only thing you can do is show that you weren't trying

by Anonymous 13 years ago