+454 Jack and Jill went up the hill, with each 2 bucks a quarter. Jill came down with 4.50; What a whore, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Jac and Jill went up a hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high and dropped his fly and asked Jill "do you wanna?" Jill said yes and got undressed and they had lots of fun, but stupid Jill forgot her pill and now they have a son.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Don't know what they did up there but now they have a daughter.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My name is Jill, this has been following me my entire life! Ugh!

by Anonymous 13 years ago