Mormon nursery rhymes: John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt, his wife is my wife too, amirite?

Polygamy has not been practiced in the Mormon church since 1890

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Just because it's not practiced in the church doesn't mean that there aren't polygamist Mormons anymore.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Actually, true Mormons never practice polygamy. Break-off religions, like the FLDS church, practice it. But Mormons do not. So there are no "Mormon" polygamists.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I know. I'm just saying that whenever someone thinks of a mormon, they think of polygamy. and i thought this was a tad bit too genius to let it rust in the pits of my mind

by Anonymous 13 years ago

oh yeah, because when utah had to make polygamy illegal, they had a "revelation" or whatever you want to call it that polygamy shouldn't be practiced anymore, right?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Being Mormon doesn't mean you're a polygamist.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Would be funny but they share husbands.. not wives..?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

wut?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Polygamists generally have multiple wives per man, not multiple husbands per woman. They would say "that's my husband too!" not "that's my wife too!"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yeah that's right. The way you phrased it the first time was confusing, apparently, both to me and tacomuncher.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

They don't share wives.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I think you meant Smith not Schmidt

by Anonymous 13 years ago

by Anonymous 13 years ago

OH EXCUSE ME

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well cause it was Joseph Smith haha jeez you're all freaking out....

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's joke, guys...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

When I think Mormon I don't think Polygamy, I usually think a lot of children. :/ But then again, I haven't met that many mormons.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My best friends are Mormons (they're twins). They don't act any different than Christians or Jews or whatever you are. People need to get a grip. And no. They don't have multiple moms. Just one. One Mom. One Dad.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

OMG thank you. I was raised Mormon and people always ask me how many moms i have. i'm like one you unintelligent wench.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

John Jacob Jingleheimer Smith his name is my name too whenever he goes out, the people always shout hey its John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt!!!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

La-la-la-la-la-la-la...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Why did you change the name from Smith to Schmidt?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ross, I love your posts. Haha.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

FLDS which stands for fundamentalist latter day saint. Mormons are LDS. When i think of Mormon, i think of strict rules. Probably cause i was raised Mormon and know more than you. Check your facts. Kthanks :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Omg all of you people standing of for mormans need to calm the fuck down. Its a joke! No one takes it seriously! CHILL OUT@770850 (midnightcookies): @770884 (bbb7242): @770880 (bbb7242):

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i don't know what a morman is, but i do know what a mormon is.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh way to be a grammar troll, and totally miss the point. Thanks for replying with such a intriguing and intelligent answer! I guess what I meant to say was *Mormon*. There. Now if your going to reply, reply with something not a complete waste of space.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Thanks, and I didn't totally miss the point. You're welcome, I know people of your intellectual needed that comment from me. Alright what I mean to say is it's okay to make a joke, but get your facts straight first. He could've of simply said FLDS nursery rhymes and then he wouldn't have all these people trying to correct him. But please, go ahead and disagree with me and tell me I'm completely wrong and that you're just so clever.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm so sorry that I misspelled mormon, I really needed that comment from you, or else I would have gone off on the world misspelling words and then the world would have exploded!! Because no humans ever make mistakes right? A joke doesnt need to have facts straight most of the times. Some jokes are just for the point of not having the facts straight. If anything, the facts are curvy! Your not completely wrong but you don't have to be such a *OMG ONE MISTAKE TELL THE WORLD!!1!2!" troll. Just so your self esteem can be built up just a wee-bit more I don't think I'm all that clever. K thanks.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I would be sorry too if I were you. I'm also glad I could influence you so much! Nope I never make mistakes, I'm perfect. I'm pretty sure I didn't go, "OMG ONE MISTAKE TELL THE WORLD!!" My self esteem is pretty great by the way, I don't need one silly comment correcting someone's mistake to build it up. I'm MUCH better than that. And you're VERY welcome hun :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Is it lonely up there on your pedastal?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Nahh, just because you're not up here with me doesn't me other people aren't :) But i'm glad that's the only thing you could say back to me.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Doesn't me other people aren't? Omg the perfect human being made a mistake! Someone call the president. No, I had something else in mind but I decided not to say it. Waste of... words.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well thank you for correcting me! I will accept the first time I'm wrong and be okay with it. Good decision :) because we wouldn't want that. I mean people who waste space should totally just go away! So I'm not going to say the rest of what I'm thinking because I feel that i shouldn't waste my intellectual on someone brainless.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Even you, Miss Perfect, should realize that someone with no brain isn't alive. Oh yes, I am taking this literally. Also you forgot to capitalize your I. Remember child every I that is standing lone in a sentence is capitalized! And that isn't every nice for you to say people who waste space should go away. I think you need to go to some tolerance meetings. And you aren't saying it your typing it :] Isn't having a conversation on the computer with yourself annoying?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh sweetie, please educate me :) and of course you are, I'm enjoying this very much. I love being a sarcastic bitch and pissing people off so therefore you're falling right into my hole :) Yes my devious plan worked. You're right, you should check your comment before the one you're correcting because you TYPED, "[..] I decided not to say it." Nah, not annoying at all. Is having a conversation with someone that has a higher intellectual level than you annoying? :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Haha! You think Im pissed off? If anything im completely and utterly amused! Why would I get pissed off at some girl on a high horse on the interwebs? And thats a bit funny because I love doing that too. And it isnt annoying. Its amusing. Do you feel smart knowing your smarter than someone a couple years younger than you? You should be proud. And it seems like you are because you cant stop bragging about it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I know you are. Someone beating you down and actually being right and proving you wrong can't possibly make you so happy you feel like wetting yourself right now. Wow we agree on something. I fell BRILLIANT :) I'm glad to know that you've already checked my profile out to know my age because now that I'm thinking about it I haven't checked yours out. Probably because I don't care. Who knows. Oh yeah me. I know everything. Sometimes I get so wrapped up in being right and knowing everything I forget. Silly me.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

no I am actually with her on her PEDESTAL

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Good job! I knew some Nazi would catch that! Congraaadulations! I have no prize for you! Sorry!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Thank you I try. I'm just trying to help out someone who obviously was never given the chance to go to English classes and learn to spell. By the way, it is Congratulations, and I don't need a prize the entertainment from your lack of education is better than any prize you could ever give me. :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

So the kids in africa, from their lack of education you get entertainment off of them? Your sick. Oh, and Im sorry that sometimes I cant spell things. Just because I misspell some words doesnt mean I have no education at all. And if you get entertainment from this, then you have no life. And yes I know that is way overused but its true in this particular case. Oh btw. Congradulatoins :}

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(lawlolawl):It's different with children in Africa they have no chance for an education, but you my friend do. However, you obviously haven't taken advantage of this opportunity, and you saying I have no life because idiots entertain me makes no sense whatsoever. By the way, I would like to congratulate you on making yourself look like an uneducated fool. It takes true talent, or stupidity, to reach such a high level of idiocy.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You have no idea what my situation is. So you have no right to say anything about my chance. Yet, i was talking about the kids in africa that DO have a chance, which some populations of them do. So dont you say NONE of them Have ANY chance. Because some do. And there is a big difference between not giving a shit about spelling every single word correctly when I know someone can still read it the same, and being a complete how you say it "uneducated fool" Need a moment to figure out the difference? Let me see if I can aid you in this new discovery. Ex of an uneducated fool: I swear I could see russia from my house! Someone who doesnt give a shit: Eh, I dont give a fuck, wat you say cuz in reality, you can still understand wut im saying unless you cant read.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Seeing as how I said nothing about your "situation" you need to chill out. I was also referring to the children in Africa that don't have a chance, because quite a few of them don't. You have also helped prove your idiocy by cussing, because that totally proves that you have absolutely no better words in your vocabulary. You have also proved your idiocy by having the second half of your comment make absolutely no sense at all. You need to calm down and not take things to the extreme; your hair is going to turn grey quicker if you don't.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh im sorry, Would you like me to say darn? And you were practically referring to it because your saying I have a chance. Maybe I dont, You dont know that. Just because I cuss from time to time.. and i didnt cuss any other time except from the examples. And even if someone doesnt have a wide vocabulary doesnt mean they arent smart. So that statement of cussing and how my idiocy is proved by cussing practically means nothing. Because I know and alot of other people know and alot of other people in just plain general are very smart but they cuss. Basically what you just said with that is anyone that cusses is stupid. Good job.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(Lawlolawl):When I was talking of your education I was going on how there are tons of public schools, and there is a 98% chance that you could go to one of those schools. I thank you for finally seeing my point and proving me correct, you might actually have some intelligence in you. :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

THAT'S NOT FUNNYY!!!!!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This post is stupid and factually inaccurate. Fail.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Thanks so much for adding to the stupidity and polygamist assumptions that the ignorant world has for Mormons. Don't you just make my day? Sheesh.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I love you. hahaha

by Anonymous 13 years ago