It be alot easier and cheaper, if we could heal all bruises, scrapes , cuts etc with just a little kiss like our mothers used to do, amirite?

+244 It be alot easier and cheaper, if we could heal all bruises, scrapes , cuts etc with just a little kiss like our mothers used to do, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Mother's kisses don't actually heal you. A mother's kiss emits sedatives that put mother's child in a heavy daze until the kissed ailment heals itself. Gosh, haven't you ever taken a biology course?

by Anonymous 13 years ago