+418 You gotta wonder who got the inspiration for sex. "Okay, now what? PUT IT WHERE?! ...Do you think that'll work?" imagine their surprise when the kid came out 9 months later, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yeah, because for 9 consecutive months nothing happens, and then the belly of suddenly EXPANDS to a huge watermelon, and a baby jumps out of it into the parents' open arms.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

...Uh, what?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Just because you start feeling pregnant doesn't mean you're pregnant. Especially if you don't know what it means to be pregnant.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Lol why would they be surprised after 9 whole months of kicking and whatnot? Of course, we're for some reason ignoring the fact that there was no fucking first person to do anything.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's funny how much you're getting into this, seeing as it's hypothetical, impossible and most of all, just for fun.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm only "getting into this" because this is about the 20th stupid post of "first-people" I've read on this site.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And you know what's funniest of all? You're the first person to get worked up over "first person" posts

by Anonymous 13 years ago

How is this impossible? there must have been a first person to havesex and get pregnant.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Just like there was a first person who decided to take a breath of air every few seconds? There are some things which just come naturally after millennia of evolution. That doesn't subtract this post from being funny though

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That would be true if and only if there was some other way than birth to reproduce. How could there be a group of first-people just walking around for a while until one of them gave birth? Were they born out of rocks or did they pop up out of thin air?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I find it quite impossible that there was no first person to be pregnant.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

ono

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Don't face palm me. If I'm wrong, kindly correct me.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

If there was a first person to give birth, who gave birth to that person? A llama?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

before sex, the animal would fertilize the eggs then eventually they realized they could fertilize them while they were still in the womb or whatever true story

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I LOLed so hard at PUT IT WHERE?! XD

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Not how that works

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Don't you dare use Darwin's name in vain with your bullshit d

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Evolutionally speaking, this doesn't make sense

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yeah, it does. You don't make sense. Know before you comment.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Listen to Darwin...he knows what he is saying

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Same guy with different name. You're cool y

by Anonymous 13 years ago

God is cool

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Because just the need to have it, the natural will, wasn't possible enough, so English speaking folk were freaking out.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

you, have one, too many commas, in your, sentence.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I fucking hate people who takes jokes seriously and critises it

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I hate people who take criticism too seriously and joke about it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Before sex, fertilization occured externally (like when female fish lay eggs and then the male showers the eggs with his sperm) When creatures evolved to live on land, they had no water to carry the sperm to the egg so creatures that could fertilize internally had an advantage. Also, biologists speculate that the first form of "sex" occured between hermaphroditic flatworms. You can see a video of flatworms mating here (warning: contains softcore worm porn!) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5fx-YgcP8Gg

by Anonymous 13 years ago

BLUE LAGOON

by Anonymous 13 years ago