+96 Spiderman beats Superman, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The only way Spiderman could beat Superman is if he web-flung Kryptonite in his direction.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Batman makes both of them look like wimps.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

only if he is coated on kryptonyte.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This is true, but Batman beats them all.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Hey everyone, let's all remember that no matter one which sucks more, Aquaman will always be the worst and most useless superhero ever.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This is hardly true anymore, lol. Aquaman could easily beat spiderman, cause he can control water and shit. Guess what humans are mostly made up of? Also, super strength and invulnerability. /nerdmode off

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Batman kills both

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The only way Spiderman could beat Superman would be if it was a popularity contest. Honestly, people, Spiderman isn't a strong superhero and not even a very good tactician. He probably wouldn't be able to obtain Kryptonite anywhere even if he figured he could use it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Indeed, especially since superman is a genius. Also, the flash is still the strongest :D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

spiderman doesn't have a ride at six flags

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What about Iron Man?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I recall there being a crossover comic of this, and while the artists called it a draw for PR reasons, it's pretty obvious that Superman with speed, strength, invulnerability, and heat vision (should he apply them properly) would beat Spidey. Love em both, but Supes wins.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Hey people nobody has ANYTHING on Mermaind Man and Barnacle Boy!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Not to mention Peter Parker is super cute!

by Anonymous 13 years ago