Your life would be complete with a bacon tree, amirite?

And a fruit fish

by Anonymous 13 years ago

or a money tree

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Those above posts just prove that any human's life is never complete. Humans are just too greedy by nature, always wanting more.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

*All organisms are greedy by nature, always wanting more.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Psht, since when? All other organisms are perfectly happy once they get the amount they need, it's the humans who are constantly complaining.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Umm, observe any animal. If you give them a whole bag of food, they will keep on eating until it is gone. This is why dogs are constantly begging for food, because they want more, more more. Of course, animals in the wild have to find food for themselves, which is why they don't eat 24/7.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Evolution makes animals want to eat as much as they can, so that once the food is gone they'll still have food in their stomachs and fat in their bodies. Humans don't only want food, but technology and money and clothes and all that stuff they obviously don't need. If people were like other animals, then the richest wouldn't be any different except for having a great lot of food at their normal small homes.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That's the difference between humans and animals, though. We have the ability to actually GET what we want, when we want it. If animals had the same ability, it would be exactly how we are.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No, we want things even when we CANT get them, like flying and all that. Animals have food - they eat it, and sleep, and eat, they don't worry about all this stuff they could have had.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

How do you know?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Isn't it agreed upon that animals have none of these stupid feeling as humans do? No love, so no greed.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

How do we know what goes on inside an animals head, though?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I thought it was decided that humans, being an intelligent species, could think for themselves and have feelings and all that, while animals lived solely on instinct.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Who decided this? And I think animals do have feelings, they aren't mindless.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well, that's a debatable topic, right there. I believe our argument ends here, neither of us having any more proof to present.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ok

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Actually, it's not a debatable topic. Animal brains produce serotonin, dopamine, and all the different emotion-chemicals/hormones, ergo they feel emotion.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Yes but the question is how much and what specifically they feel in comparison to humans.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Wow, really? You have to take a post that's obviously joking and make it into something stupid like that?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

First of all, it wasn't stupid, and second of all how could have I known that the first two comments would say something so conveniently matching to a philosophical idea about humans, when I had first clicked the comments button?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No. All that bacon will fuck up my arteries = much shorter life.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Thus, completing your life, yes?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yeah i guess you're right. But in my case, no, it won't be complete since i can't do anything with the bacon tree on account that i can't eat pork. But if it was beef bacon, yeah, i'd pretty much swallow that whole tree.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Unless you're a vegan...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Dude, I'm a vegetarian and I YYA'd because if it was from a tree technically I could it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

True, true

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'd get free bacon! That's only one aspect of it. I'd have a means of procuring effectively limitless meat-products without having to kill animals. I would make. FUCKING. MILLIONS.

by Anonymous 11 years ago