+371 What does a cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? Wipe his butt, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I don't get it..... Someone wanna help me out? Thanks guys :D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

A cannibal is someone that eats people. When he says "what does a cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend?" he's using 'dumpIng' as 'pooping'. As in, he just ate his girlfriend and is now pooping her out, so he wiped his butt.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh ok... well thanks. And might I mention, Ew.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You didn't get that?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ya I didn't. Sorry if my brain isn't hardwired to think dirty.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

If you are from cali your brain is hardwired from the age of 5 to think dirty. Though I'm going to assume you are on the younger side of things. Besides that's not dirty just gross. Big difference.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

HAHAHA so wrong, yet so funny...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

ohhhhh, had to read it twice(:

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My Dad told me that one!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

first i was like :| and then i laughed

by Anonymous 13 years ago

that's awful! hahahaha

by Anonymous 13 years ago

But its still funny tho lol

by Anonymous 13 years ago