+541 Why did Captain Hook cross the street? To get to the second-hand store, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh I remember one! "Why did the lizard cross the road? To get to the re-tail store!" And "Why did the skeleton cross the road?" "To get to the Body Shop"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No, it wasn't the LIZARD that crossed the road, it was Eeyore!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ok, Eeyore would work too! He's also more adorable than a lizard.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Hehe, a lizard works as well, but this joke was on the tram ride back from Disneyland, and the Eeyore joke followed it. :D

by Anonymous 13 years ago