+274 The idea of cats is better than actual cats, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No. Actual pussy > thinking about pussy.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"Do you like Coke, Augie?" "I like the idea of it more than I actually like it."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Cats are so cute, but ive been stuck with mine since it was 2 weeks old, and its already almost 2 years old :l it tears up everything and stinks up the whole house and my clothes no matter how clean its litter box is. It always meows loud and deep for no fucking reason and is always trying to get outside because there are females in heat out there. He sharpens his claws on every single thing, and wont learn for shit. But once someone starts talking crap about it i get in their face and get pissed lol. I myself want to kill it. I wont get rid of it because i would feel bad cause no one will adopt him and they'd have to put him down. You all are probably thinking tl;dr lol.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(RANTING AND RAVING.): Cool story bro.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(RANTING AND RAVING.): It might help if you got him de-sexed, it should calm him down and stop him wanting to go find females on heat.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Cats are disgusting little assholes. Somehow I have 4 of them.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

...I love my kitties...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I love my kitty cats!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Why is this in the food category?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I love my cats, the only thing I don't like is they shed heaps of hair.

by Anonymous 13 years ago