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Inner-city kids: making everyone else's scores "above average", since 1964, amirite?
by Anonymous13 years ago
That's why standardized state tests are so easy. "If Rahgov is building a square fence with 16 feet of fence available, how long will each side be?
A. 4 feet
B. Lil' Wayne
C. $59
D. Masturbation
by Anonymous13 years ago
HAHAHAHAHABANANAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH
by Anonymous13 years ago
"Yo, n**** I heard C is always right. I'ma pick that."
by Anonymous13 years ago
Oh HELL NAW! OH NO I KNOW YOU JUST DI'UNT TALK DURIN' THIS 'ERE TEST! Yo score be a zero now, Desirae! Hand in yo test booklet right now, biyotch.
by Anonymous13 years ago
(BreakfastFan):I AIN'T TAKIN NO SHIT FROM NO TEACHUH
*Pulls out gun; 4 die in shooting*
by Anonymous13 years ago
*Front page news for two days and then everyone forgets about it*
by Anonymous13 years ago
"Hmm, that's weird. Only 4 niggers died yesterday in Chicago. Must have been test day."
by Anonymous13 years ago
"Wow, only four? That school has the lowest death rate in the whole city! And 3% of them scored "needs improvement" or higher on their tests! That's incredible!"
by Anonymous13 years ago
"If only every school in Chicago did this well!"
by Anonymous13 years ago
"Too bad that the budget's short. We're gonna have to make some cuts... Hmmm.... Let's make the place where those kids got shot a tourist attraction, rent out the gym to a medical marijuana outlet, and sell all of the teachers into slavery. That should be good."
by Anonymous13 years ago
This.
by Anonymous13 years ago
that was the funniest thing I've heard all day.
by Anonymous13 years ago
I'm an inner-city-kid and my scores on the standardized state exams were always above average... So I highly doubt your correctness.
by Anonymous13 years ago
And there's always that ONE kid smart enough to get into Harvard that fucks up the school's average. And the curve on math tests.
by Anonymous13 years ago
I took the PSAT in 10th grade, and I came across this question:
If x^2 = 9, what is x?
A. 4
B. 2
C. 3
D. 5
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