+253 Being on the computer masturbating and then hearing the door open is one of the scariest and most frantic moments ever, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You have no idea .

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yes I do. That's happened to me.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

OH FUCK ; FUCK YEAH *door opens* hoyl shitanlekjvabh dajbh qyuioewyrqwwertyuiopareyoureallyreadingthisljhbbbbbbryq b, hide my boner and open up another window.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Not as bad for girls. One hand flicks the skirt down, and the other presses the home button. Simple. Catching a guy at it is hilarious. I used to listen out for my brothers chair to start creaking rhythmically, and then burst in when the creaking got really fast!

by Anonymous 8 months ago