-150 It's impossible to eat pizza any other way than with your hands, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well, it's very much possible, but it's simply isn't the same unless you eat it with your hands. Eating pizza with utensils just isn't right.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

which proves that deep dish "pizza" is, in fact, a casserole and not a pizza

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i stab the pizza with my penis. then i use it like an elephant trunk. MUCH much easier

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i love you. can you feed me?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

you can eat it like a dog. off your plate. with your mouth.. yeah..

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i used to agree till i went to Italy and was yelled at by my Italian friend for looking like a stupid American because apparently in Italy (the homeland of pizza) they use a fork and knife

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Chopsticks.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i'd rather use a knife and fork than scald my fingerprints off when it's too hot.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Use your feet.

by Anonymous 13 years ago