Apparently lipstick was used by Roman hookers to make their mouths look more like vaginas. The more you know, amirite?

+528 Apparently lipstick was used by Roman hookers to make their mouths look more like vaginas. The more you know, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Wow.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And knowing is half the battle!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

G I JOEEE

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The other half is trying to forget! D:

by Anonymous 13 years ago

But vaginas do not come in ruby red. Most of the time...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Who said they used Ruby Red lipstick?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's a joke. Get used to them.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh okay. I just thought they were supposed to be funny, my bad.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh snap. That did serious damage to my emotions. I don't know if I'll recover.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Meowwww SillyBanana you are quite the bee-yotchhh now aren't ya?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Why the fuck are you meowing at me? And yep, I'm a bitch. No shame in it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

meow meow meow meow meowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Meoooooowwwwww anonymous, you are quite annnnnnoyyyiingggg aren't ya?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Why the fuck are you meowing at me? And yep, I'm annoying. No shame in it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

don't worry, I thought it was funny

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And we still do it today, except for kinda different reasons: When women are sexually excited their eyes get bigger (if you do it right mascara can make your eyes look bigger), their face gets flushed causing their cheeks and lips to be pinker.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I watched on History Channel once that we have Aztec hookers to thank for the Chiclets (sp?) gum. They would chew on this plant with a similar name to chiclets, and make a smacking noise to attract men down by the rivers.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Who would of thought

by Anonymous 13 years ago

*would've

by Anonymous 13 years ago

thanks..

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'd love to hear a lipstick ad from those days.

by Anonymous 13 years ago