Snow is like a female. The first time it comes, you're amazed. The next few times you enjoy it being there too. Every time after that it's expected, and when it doesn't show up, you wonder what's gone wrong, amirite?

+265 Snow is like a female. The first time it comes, you're amazed. The next few times you enjoy it being there too. Every time after that it's expected, and when it doesn't show up, you wonder what's gone wrong, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I've only seen snow (IRL) 2 times.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

by Anonymous 13 years ago

If snow is like that, then California is a dry, loveless spinster.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Snow doesn't make sandwiches, and you can't beat snow for not making a sandwich.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I eat it then step on it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I read "the first time it comes" slightly differently haha ;)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Do you mean "comes" as in orgasm? If not then it's not as funny as I thought it was lol.

by Anonymous 13 years ago