It's awesome to be the first one to stick a knife into the smooth surface of a new tub of butter, amirite?

+384 It's awesome to be the first one to stick a knife into the smooth surface of a new tub of butter, amirite?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I thought this was gonna say something about stabbing someone when I first glanced at it. O_o

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I actually get upset because I ruin the perfect surface :(

by Anonymous 14 years ago

You have to leave half of it intact and scoop all the butter out from under it until the very end.

by Anonymous 13 years ago