+254 Come to think of it, brunettes have no special protection in times of emergencies. I mean, blondes have no brains to eat, gingers have no souls to harvest, but brunettes have everything. amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

How about a nice, cold glass of SHUT THE FUCK UP!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

What about people with black hair?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I've always considered them brunette.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Black hair doesn't actually exist it's just a very very dark brown

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Yes there is. Most people have just really dark brown, but black hair does exist. You can tell when a persons hair is black because it has a blue tint in the sun instead of brown. It's mostly just Asians who've got it.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Ahem... Asians?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Do you mind speaking in complete sentences so you actually form a coherent thought?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

No.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

no you don't mind? Ok so try it out, and tell me what your deal with Asians is.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Oh no deal. None whatsoever. Just saying that if you look around, the people with truly black hair are most likely Asian (ie. Chinese). I hope thats not too broad of a concept for you to grasp.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

that's why I love being a brunette.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

If you have dark hair and pale skin you could blend in more easily with vampires and might be overlooked.

by Anonymous 12 years ago