+895 There needs to be some kind of 'bless you' for coughing, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Pat them on the back.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

There is. It's "shut the fuck up!"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"You okay?"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

How about "May the force be with you"? Get it? The force?..or "Please don't choke to death or cough so hard that your lungs collapse, napkin?"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I look at them and I say "bless-- hnng... you just coughed." and then I stare awkwardly. ... yup

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well there's "Excuse you"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That's for when the fart or burp.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh, well you can always laugh at them then, that seems to do just fine

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Don't die

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Sometimes I say "cough you" because I get confused :-*

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"Hope ya choke on that one!"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

ROBITUSSIN

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Exactly what I was going to suggest

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My friend always says "cough you"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I say "Cough bless you".. I feel rude watching someone hack out their internal organs and not being able to show my sympathy in a tiny phrase.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"Robatession, the bless you for coughs" duhh.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I've always just said bless you

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Haha same :]

by Anonymous 13 years ago

There is one, its bless you. It all goes back to the black plague.

by Anonymous 13 years ago