+440 *coughing* "Are you all right?" "Yes, I just like to pretend that water is accidently going down my trachea, possibly causing my lungs to fill up with water, thus killing me", amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Actually, if you were really in any danger of choking to death, you'd be unable to make a loud hacking/coughing noise. It would be more like a quiet (but certainly not silent) gagging and straining if you were in any real danger. But it's a stupid question all the same. How are you even supposed to answer someone when they ask that? "Are you okay?" *hack**cough**cough*"Hey, are you alright? Say something." Sorry, it's kind of hard to enunciate when I'm violently gagging.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I was at my friends and i was choking on a pill because i started laughing yeah I coughed it up then everyone else started laughing along with me, it was great even though i almost died.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Does that question really deserve such a sarcastic response?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yeah, how dare someone ask you if you're all right!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Really? Because I'm pretty sure if I said nothing I'd be the heartless bitch.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Right. I mean, what do they want us to do, ignore them or stare at them with our tongue hanging out of our head? *continues to choke* "Oh, they're just fine, even though their face just turned blue and they're not making a sound. I would just be foolish to ask them such a stupid pointless question."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

well at least they care enough about you to ask if you're alright.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I guess whatever you were drinking wasn't cheerful juice.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

yeah. it's also annoying when they laugh at you..

by Anonymous 13 years ago