-54 Guys: it sucks when you masturbate in the shower in the morning cuz you think you're gonna be with people all day, then it turns out you're gonna be alone all day, but you can't masturbate because it world hurt your wiener to do it again, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Your wiener can only handle once a day? That must suck.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

No, but for some reason once in the shower feels like 6 times out of the shower.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Yeah I know what you mean, the water really takes some extra energy out of you.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I like to masturbate under my covers so I feel like I'm in some sort of cavern. Unfortunately, the lack of oxygen and the activity of me beating my meat can sometimes make me pass out. Still a lot of fun though, I recommend it.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

That sounds like a fetish to me. Caverns, passing out.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Yeah. I have several other fetishes if you're interested?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Of course I am!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

1) Drowning/being underwater (public pools of course) 2) rubbing cookies mixed with blood on my body 3)Lightning storms 4)Just sitting around in math class (ONLY math class) 5)Making lists 6)Hot lesbian sex

by Anonymous 12 years ago

What about hot lesbian sex in math class?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Oh god I never even thought about that..Now if you'll excuse me I'll be right back in a few minutes

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Let me know how it goes.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It was good. You wouldn't believe this but I haven't really talked about my fetishes before with anyone

by Anonymous 12 years ago

That's unfortunate, everyone should talk about their fetishes sometimes!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I would be delighted to hear yours!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Well, I like bondage hello

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I prefer ponds myself (pondage)

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Oooh that's a good one. Ponds *shakes with sexual tension*

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It was nice talking with you sir but I must go.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Lol, I go to a Christian college, and people think I'm weird for never having wet dreams ;)

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Christian college? Fuck, now THAT must be pretty rough man.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

penis* we're not 5...

by Anonymous 12 years ago