+790 I went to the garden centre today and bought a Christmas Tree. The assistant asked me, "Will you be putting that up yourself?" I replied, "No, you sick fuck. I'll be putting it up in my living room.", amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No you didn't.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"...on Nov 26th 10 in JOKES"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Your point?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

A joke isn't always an anecdote.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

At the risk of sounding like an idiot...Whaa?!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

put it up yourself. as in put it up your vagina. or butthole, whatever the case may be.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(Your+name+optional): ohhhhhh...ew, thank you. :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

took me 2 times to read it but i got it then i laughed pretty funny!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

...and therefore making yourself look like a fool because you know perfectly well what he means.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

making him look like a fool for not realizing what he could be implying.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

took me a minute, but I got it xD (read it like 3x) up YOURSELF hahas

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Omg this took forever for me to get.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Hahaha. It did take me a few minutes though.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

had to read the comments to get it haha..funny.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I got it the first time XD I must have a dirty mind.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Same x)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I had to read the comments to get it but still lol worthy

by Anonymous 13 years ago

it's hilarious! I'll havee to share this one around at my school. you see, we have sick minds...so it'll be too easy for them to get!! haha!(:

by Anonymous 13 years ago