+931 They should make a bumper sticker that says "my child's self esteem is high enough that they don't need me to advertise their meager achievements on my car", amirite?

by Anonymous 10 years ago

They do... I don't know if they're produced commercially but I've seen a TON of those bumper stickers. They might have been made individually or something though, I'm not sure.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

- GEORGE CARLIN

by Anonymous 13 years ago

but..but..then they'd be a hypocrite, because your advertising your child's self-esteem

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Your fat.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

shush! His glasses can start FIRE!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You're*

by Anonymous 12 years ago

There are websites that allow you to make your own. Then they make it and send it to you. Pretty intense.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

O.O...I am intrigued... and how much would said website cost? time to make money as a 15 year old :P

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I've seen one!! It was amazing :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My friend's mom has one that says that.... and right below it is her honor roll sticker. :-I really defeats the purpose.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I've seen ones that say "I love my child even though they didn't get honor role"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

George Carlin! His cynicism is an inspiration to cranky people everywhere. :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No one understood the world as well as George Carlin did. He's one of the wisest men ever.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I like his rant about environmentallism. Seriously, the Earth has survive earthquakes, volcanos, metoers and millions of extinctions and we're afraid a few paper bags and cans are going to kill it?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Exactly, we aren't destroying the environment; the environment is destroying us!

by Anonymous 13 years ago