+481 Fortune cookies would be more entertaining if they contained bad/threatening fortunes. amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I wish they actually contained fortunes at all. It always just an anecdote...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

yes and what do those numbers at the bottom mean?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"You may die within the next 90 years, so be more careful"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"I'm in your closet"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"those noodles you just ate weren't really noodles."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

here ya go: http://www.thinkgeek.com/caffeine/wacky-edibles/df55/

by Anonymous 13 years ago