+639 Dumbledore knows everybody's business, he knows everything about everyone. That's why his beard is so big, it's full of secrets. amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Was it supposed to sound like the movie mean girls when they describe Gretchen or is that just a coincidence?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

that was the point :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

duuhhhh. that's why its so great

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Plus his dad invented Chocolate Frog cards so he's like super rich.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Best movie ever made combined with best book series ever written.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

no its just that the person who made it up decided to give the character a beard. Cuz its not real. fuck harry potter. Go drink drain cleaner....

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(FuckYouHarryPotte...):Someone's jealous...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(FuckYouHarryPotte...): Some one has something up their ass. Calm the hell down. We know it's not real, this was a joke.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

...And evil takes a human form in Lord Voldemort I have this theory that if he grew back his hair, he'd look like a brittish woman.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

lmfao! haha!! oh this is bitchin.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

http://www.amirite.net/382144 Hogwarts is waaay too gossipy.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

But this one time, his parents bought him the really cool pair of gold robes for Hanukkah, but gold robes was Aberforth's thing, so Albus had to pretend like he didn't like them. :(

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well there are a lot of tweaked versions of this joke. I've heard "Tom Riddle knows everybody's business. He knows everything about everyone. That's why his Chamber's so big. it's full of secrets." A little more appropriate, don't you think?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh crap, that was the link lol.

by Anonymous 13 years ago