+321 It would suck if in the middle of taking a crap in the school bathroom the fire alarm goes off..... amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Because the dump you just took was so earth-shattering?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

(Chauncy Pickles): How would that make the fire alarm go off?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Did I mention how nitroglycerin is not that great of a stool softener?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

this happened to me. except i was peing. i just got out of the stall and washed my hands anyway because i didnt wanna be gross. i knew it was a drill.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

That happened to a kid I know. I was in the bathroom when suddenly it went off and I hear this kid yell from the stall " Guys! Guys! WAIT FOR ME! WAIT FOR ME! I'M WIPING! I'M WIPING!"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'm always scared to be in my dorm showering when it goes off, especially in the winter.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Or if there were a lockdown...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

In my school they have an announcement 15 minutes before so the wheelchair kids can get down there first, so you always know its coming. By the way, shouldn't they be teaching wheelchair kids how to get out of the building without the use of elevators?

by Anonymous 12 years ago