The United States is the only country that has a fat Santa Claus. Big surprise, amirite?

Because you're a prejudice ignorant fool who thinks all Americans are fat.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

actually I live in the United States

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My santa is fat and I'm Canadian....thanks for forgetting about us

by Anonymous 13 years ago

As usual, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That's complete and utter bull.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Santa's Finnish, everyone knows that. He's just fat because Mrs Claus makes lots of gingerbread.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Plus all the cookies we leave him!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

yes, well that too.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

:D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

my father christmas is fat.....i live in wales :P

by Anonymous 13 years ago

In britain santa is fat. So no.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This is wrong, and not only that, "Santa" was fat LONG before the US had that reputation. This post is an utter fail, as illustrated by the comments... why do stupid people keep agreeing?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Fail post is fail.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

hes fat in new zealand and australia too. Our santa claus image is owned by cocacola and is trademarked by them. Commercialism at its best.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Actually that's absolutely not true. You're just an ignorant American who thinks that all Americans are fat and ignorant and that every other country is better because that's the "rebellious" thing to do. You can move then, asshole.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Actually yes it is true we do have a fat Santa. No I'm not ignorant it's a joke, and no I don't think that every other country is better. You can not read my post then, asshole.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's not the only country, pretty much every place with a western culture has Santa.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Santa is fat pretty much everywhere...I live in South Africa and we also have a fatty :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago