Those tags that have scary warnings about it being a federal offense to rip them off are really pointless. Who's going to hunt you down for that? amirite?

+444 Those tags that have scary warnings about it being a federal offense to rip them off are really pointless. Who's going to hunt you down for that? amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"Ma'am, we got word of you ripping off a "do not remove" tag. I'm going to have to cuff you."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I agree with you, but just to spread the truth, everyone realizes that the tags say nobody except the consumer can remove it, right? In other words, the store employee can't rip it off, but once you buy it you can.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

*Ahem* Excuse me, OP, but I’ve been searching for you for weeks. I’m from the NGMA, which stands for the National Government Mattress Association, and this was just the proof I was needing to bust you. We have evidence of you ripping off mattress tags, and I’m going to have to take you downtown for some questioning.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(LaurenZie):Damnit! This is none of your concern! The National Tag Society has been tracking down this criminal for the past seven months. Your brazen fumble of an arrest has ruined everything!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh...er...I’m new at the NGMA...please excuse me. I’ll leave this situation in your capable hands now.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

well neither of you will ever catch me!! mwahaha!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"Pfffttt. Tell my aunt that!" "Why?? Did she get arrested for ripping off mattress tags?!" "No...she just really believes in that junk." -random YouTube Video, really don't remember.

by Anonymous 13 years ago