Nobody ever listens when someone tells them to shut up, amirite?

Shut up!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

what if i don't feel like it :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Then, then i shall poke you. How would you like that *poke*

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i like it very much, thank you! *pokes back*

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh my! Im quite shocked that you did that. *Pokes back with force*

by Anonymous 13 years ago

what can i say? i'm unpredictable :) *pokes back several times with force*

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Do you know what? It's time to up the game.*stabs with spork* yeah take that

by Anonymous 13 years ago

en garde! *stabs equally, if not a wee bit harder with a super-spork!*

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My friend, it is on.*parries your attack and stabs though your defence*

by Anonymous 13 years ago

aww, hell no! *fakes left, then stabs right!*

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Damn you that was my good side *throws spork and hopes for the best*

by Anonymous 13 years ago

haha, that was my initial intention! *suddenly whips out ginormous shield and spork bounces pathetically off of it*

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Since you cannot see behind that sheild i *sneak as close as i dare a pull a katana out* you will regret starting with me

by Anonymous 13 years ago

did i mention it was an invisible shield? haha, i fooled you once again! *what's a katana...?*

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Damn you and your expert ways, *"a katana is a sword,a really sharp one for that matter"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

why thank you! and like the ones in fruit ninja?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You are very welcome. I would assume so as they are used by most ninjas and samuri, i think its an asain thing

by Anonymous 13 years ago

oh i see. learn something new every day. did you know that pigs' orgasms last for 30 minutes?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I didn't but i do now, what a random fact. Did you know, people are killed more by vending machines than by sharks?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

woaaah! did you know that the sound E.T made when he was walking was by someone squishing their hands in jelly?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I do know. Did you know a woman from england called the poilce because someone stole her snowman?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

HAHAHAHAHA yes i read about that. someone has wayyy too much time on her hands!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yeah, it was the highlight of my day when i heard it, you get some proper nutcases here in england

by Anonymous 13 years ago

haha oh i bet, i'm from england too!! where are you from?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm from england myself, whereabouts in england?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

kingston area of london, i'm not quite sure as i moved when i was a baby. my mom/mum is from hounslow though! what about you?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I live up north, leeds to be exact, and as far as Im aware I have lived here all my life, yet my mum Is from Scotland so i have a scotish twist to my accent

by Anonymous 13 years ago

that's so cool! i love scottish accents haha. what do you mean "as far as i'm aware?"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i myself prefer the irish accent, and i meant as far as im aware i have lived there all my life, i don't know if i moved there as a baby or not

by Anonymous 13 years ago

oh i see! are you planning on staying in england your whole life or moving somewhere else?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm wanting to move to Australia because of certain reasons, how about yourself? Are you planning on staying in england or are you wanting to move away?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

nice! and i don't live in england haha i live in america! but i've always been the type to want to travel the world :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That sounds like a real good idea, I've always wanted to travel the world, but would love to settle In Australia

by Anonymous 13 years ago

haha thank you! i have my entire life after high school planned out but it probably won't go that way. (:

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I finished high-school last year, so Im just taking a year or so off , then i shall execute my plans for Australia, can i ask, are you are male or female, if you don't want to answer then thats fine

by Anonymous 13 years ago

that sounds like fun! and i'm female :) you?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Im a male, I just thought I would ask, not that It really matters, your a cool enough person

by Anonymous 13 years ago