If I were on death row and being killed by lethal injection, I'd clean up my cell real neat. Then, the next day when they'd come in to take me I'd yell, "Injection!? I thought you said inspection!" I bet they'd feel real bad and let me off the hook. amirite?

+764 If I were on death row and being killed by lethal injection, I'd clean up my cell real neat. Then, the next day when they'd come in to take me I'd yell, "Injection!? I thought you said inspection!" I bet they'd feel real bad and let me off the hook. amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Except you don't get a cell with anything in it. Can't make a mess without stuff.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

ah you just had to ruin it with that one didnt ya

by Anonymous 13 years ago

with that clever of thinking I don't think you'd have gotten caught in the first place

by Anonymous 13 years ago

if only it was that easy all the criminals would have done it.

by Anonymous 7 years ago