+367 If you give a mouse a cookie, he will undoubtedly ask for a glass of milk. And your house keys, amirite?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

and then he'll get a craving for human flesh?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Also, he needs to let his best buddy from college crash in your basement. But only for like three or four months-- he's going through a jobless thing. And don't worry, he'll bring his own pillow, he just needs to borrow your air mattress. And if you could pick up some Tums and Cheetos from the grocery store, that would be super.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

If you give a moose a muffin?

by Anonymous 14 years ago