+288 Think about it: Santa works on his Christmas presents all year; most men wait until Christmas Eve for their last minute shopping. Santa packs a bag full of gifts for all the children of the world; most men can’t pack any bag at all. Santa navigates the entire globe in a night; most men would get lost and then refuse to ask for directions. Santa Claus is actually a woman, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yes, but Santa gets to leave the kitchen.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

women actually get lost more often than men :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Santa is an example of the perfect man, by every definition of the word. Don't try to steal him from us.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

If he's the perfect man, I'm gonna have to gain about 200 pounds, grow a beard, completely re-vamp my wardrobe, and get that "Touch of Gray" hair stuff.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

If Santa is a women, then is he/she technically a lesbian if s/he's married to Mrs. Claus?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Maybe Mrs. Claus actually does all the work and Santa's just in charge of the elves. O.o

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Santa Claus has a beard.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Santa doesn't conform to stereotypes about what "most men" do.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Think about it: Santa doesn't work on christmas presents all year, he sits around while other people do it. Santa also spends most of that year packing his bag. Santa navigates the entire globe refusing to use a GPS, instead relying on the reindeer to direct him. Santa Claus is definetely a woman, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You are disgrace to Pon and Zi.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

why? :(

by Anonymous 13 years ago

They don't approve of misogyny.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

its just a joke ^_^ not every woman is like that (honestly, i know a lot of guys who are)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Fine. I will forgive you. This time.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

thanks :) (oh and +1 thanks for teaching me a new word)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Santa is not a woman. Shame on you for asking if you're rite about some preposterous idea that implies Santa has allowed the world to think he's something that he's not.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yeah, Santa would never do anything like that. I am now ashamed. (,_,)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm eating chips.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

They better be Doritos... or else.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

They're doritos.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

*puts tranquilizer darts back in pocket* Well you can stay then! Nacho Cheese?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Nacho cheese..........

by Anonymous 13 years ago