+494 You have never actually knocked on someone's door and asked to use the telephone or bathroom, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I go to Squidward's all the time.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

When I was locked out of my house one day I knocked on one of my neighbors doors asking if I could use their bathroom.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i was locked out of my house so i asked my neighbor if i could use their phone to call my dad

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Never will...Human Centipede, you know.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Totally. My family's car broke down in the middle of nowhere (this was years ago, before it was really common for everyone to have a cell phone) and so we had to knock on their door and ask to use their phone and restroom. Funny story, my mom actually ran into those same people at our church a couple months ago. They didn't recognize each other but they started talking and I guess somehow they got onto that subject and realized they were talking about the same event. True story, how crazy is that?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I did that a few times when I was younger (I'm 16 now), I got lost and had to use the bathroom. My mom was really pissed that I went into a strangers house as a little kid. But they were nice people and things weren't too crazy and scary back then.

by Anonymous 13 years ago