+3,108 The 5 biggest lies ever told: "I'm fine", "Seriously, I don't like anyone", "I swear that was my last piece of gum", "I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions", and "I left my homework at home, I swear I did it!" amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

also when people say "are you ok?" and you answer "yeah i'm fine"....that's a big lie too. Funny post, by the way, so true =]

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That's what OP said...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

They already said that .

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And "I swear I thought she was 18!" Silly Pedos...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You're forgetting "I did not have sexual relations with that woman."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I've used all five (some multiple times) in the past week.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I love this because it's so true.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

and "yes, I have been flossing regularly"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You forgot: "No! Of course that doesn't make you look fat, honey!" Lol :D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Not everyone likes someone you know...some of us actually have better things to worry about

by Anonymous 13 years ago

you forgot "i love you".

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I love you

by Anonymous 13 years ago

oh hey, careful, your pants are kind of on fire... ;)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Pants were never that necessary for me anyways.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

So when we take multiple old posts and mix them together, that counts as a new post now? Because every one of these has been posted before in this way, just one at a time.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

oh really? hmm, i didn't know that. sorry(:

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Facebook group. I just joined this, actually.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

also: "oh i just lost track of time while i was in the shower.."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"Yeah, I'm on my way right now." *Still hasn't left house*

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Pretty sure they aren't the 5 BIGGEST lies ever told.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

most frequent

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You forgot "Yes mom, I ate all my vegetables.", "Your outfit looks fine." and "I never lie."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Dis should be POTD

by Anonymous 13 years ago

aww, thank you! (:

by Anonymous 13 years ago

it's very true.....

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Also when you ask people if they're okay, and they say "I'm fine..." aargh soannoying

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Here's another one: "I swear, I didn't get this off of Facebook or any other site, I made it up myself, I swear!" (I just saw someone become a fan of this on FB, and it wasn't from amirite)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Or it's a coincidence... Being a facebook group doesn't make it less true. Almost everything's a facebook group now anyways.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

how can you see someone become a fan?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

it's in your newsfeed

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You know, some people don't like anyone. I've said that before... multiple times. It's really irritating when people don't believe you.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

OP wasn't saying that everyone does like someone. I think they were simply stating that it is a VERY frequently told lie. I know I've used it before...(:

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I love this post ;)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

you guys can vote me down but honestly, i dont think this is all that creative. just sayin. theyre all facebook groups and other amirite posts.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

it's okay. thanks for your opinion! (:

by Anonymous 12 years ago

wary

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"Yes" "No"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"It's just what I wanted." "My printer broke!" "I'm not mad at you."

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Those aren't the BIGGEST lies, just the most common ones. But YYA anyway.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

you forgot " You are definitely the father"

by Anonymous 12 years ago